Corrupt a wish

[Raiden]

First topic message reminder :

Okay, I saw this game from a forum I joined years ago and I thought we should try it!
[I started this already at a different site..]
All you do is make a wish and the next poster will grant the wish but twists the wish around.
For example:

1st Poster says:
I wish I could confess to the girl I like

2nd Poster says:
Granted, but she rejects you and ignores you completely after that.

... etc.

Now you guys try but....
Me first

I wish I could improve my drawing skills.

[Blade]

Okay, but now they grow in loop-de-loops and strangle each other...

I wish that the government wasn't so corrupted...

[Raven]

Ok. But then half the people there would be out of a job...

I wish that glass didn't break..

[Asmira]

Wish granted, but it just kind of flops and dissolves into a puddle when it gets to whatever points glass breaks at.

I wish people would know when I wasn't joking, and take it seriously.

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